9 Best Dildos on the Market Today – You will Find Your Match (Winter 2022)

When you purchase the Lifelike Lover Classic, you get a lot of options. Not only can you easily insert it, but it also has a suction cup base which is perfect for solo play. Furthermore, it is harness compatible for even more options. As for the vibrator, it can work for up to an hour and only needs to be charged for 90 minutes.

Those who are looking for the best of many worlds will definitely appreciate the Lifelike Lover Classic. This dildo looks and feels exactly like a penis and with its 5-inch length and 5-inch girth, it is accessible for most people. As a bonus, it has a vibrating function for extra pleasure.

What do we love it for?

• We love the versatility of the Lifelike Lover Classic. It truly is an option that can work for just about everyone. The length is a good size but not intimidating and the slightly textured shaft means an enhanced experience. As for the vibrator, it is easy to use and either you or your partner can control it. Simply press a button on and off. You can choose from three speeds and seven patterns.

What were we disappointed with?

• We might be nitpicky here but the Lifelike Lover Classic only comes in one color, a cream flesh color. With representation becoming more and more important it would be nice if dildos were coming in different skin colors. Surely it wouldn’t take too much effort to provide one or two other options that represent different skin colors.

Those who want the next best thing to a real-life penis will surely delight in the Realcock 2. While some dildos state that they are life-like, this is the most realistic toy we have ever seen.

The Realcock 2 has a long length of 8.5 inches and a girth of 6 inches. It is very realistic with a pale skin color, thin blue veins, and a texture that looks and feels like skin. What’s more is that there are three skin colors available, so you can tailor it to your preferences. Another nice feature is the floating testicles. You can grab them just as you would the real thing, only this time you don’t have to be so gentle.

Why are we impressed?

• We were incredibly impressed by the attention to details with the Realcock 2. While there are veins running up the length, they are small and discreet, just as in real life. The testicles have a weightiness to them and can be held firmly. Furthermore, the circumcised tip looks just as it would in real life. The fact that you can pick three skin tones is quite welcome and makes your options so much truer to life.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• Obviously if you are purchasing this toy you are interested in a realistic dildo but up close it may look just a bit too life-like. It can actually be a bit off-putting to see something that seems like it was simply detached from a person. Also, this is a very expensive dildo. This is no surprise, given its sophisticated technology, but those looking for a cheap toy will have to look elsewhere.

Those that want a bit more action with their dildo will appreciate the strength the Fun Factory Stronic Real offers. It is versatile with plenty of options and you don’t have to worry about taking it easy with this toy.

The Fun Factory Stronic Real has a vibrating function, which means plenty of fun. The buttons are at the base of the to and are simple to use. There are seven speeds and three patterns and it is easy to reach down and cycle through them. The head of the Fun Factory Stronic Real is slightly tapered which means it is easier to hit that G-spot or prostate gland. The 5.5-inch insertable length is perfect for just about everyone and the 4.75-inch girth means a nice, full feeling.

What stands out?

• We like that you can get a really full sensation with the Fun Factory Stronic Real. It is extremely durable so you can thrust to your heart’s content. Furthermore, the inclusion of a vibrator makes your options that much more expansive. The controls are very easy to use and you can control it easily.

What cons did we manage to find?

• The one issue that usually arises with a harder dildo is that it is more difficult for women to insert them. Hard dildos don’t give and if you are not used to the sensation, it just doesn’t feel comfortable. This is not a dildo for beginners. However, if, as a woman, you want to use it more as a vibrator for clitoral stimulation, it can definitely be done.

If you like a bit of creativity with your sex toys, you will come to love the Inflatable Vibrating G-Spot Pleaser. This is quite the innovative dildo. First, you insert it when it is about half its maximum size. Then, you can pump the dildo up with an easy to use hand pump. Finally, you can turn the vibrator on for even more pleasure.

Although the Inflatable Vibrating G-Spot Pleaser takes a few extra steps for maximum pleasure, it’s all about leaving you in control. You get to decide how large it inflates to and once you are finished, there is a quick-release valve so it is easy to remove. The tip of the Inflatable Vibrating G-Spot Pleaser is curved slightly which makes insertion easy and also provides great pressure to your G-spot.

Why did it make our list?

• The Inflatable Vibrating G-Spot Pleaser is quite innovative and there aren’t a lot of dildos like it on the market. We especially liked how easy it is to control the settings. You can insert it however much you like, which means more people can use it. Furthermore, the vibrating aspect is a really nice touch.

What is not ideal about it?

• Unfortunately, the vibrating aspect is only strong when the dildo is not inflated. While you can still kind of feel it when the Inflatable Vibrating G-Spot Pleaser is at its full size, it loses a lot of the effect. Therefore, if you are looking for a more robust dildo that can also vibrate, it’s best to look elsewhere.

Ready to fill all your holes? The Hoodlum Tapered Double Penetration Realistic Double-Ended Dildo is a flexible, double-sided dildo that can easily be inserted by your partner or yourself.

The Hoodlum Tapered Double Penetration Realistic Double-Ended Dildo is 22 inches long which is quite impressive. It is made from a PVC material which is very flexible but won’t break as you bend it. It is also waterproof, which makes it more versatile and much easier to clean. One side is wider than the other, which makes it a good option if you are a beginner or if one partner is new to playing with dildos.

Why did it make our list?

• We liked how durable the Hoodlum Tapered Double Penetration Realistic Double-Ended Dildo is. When engaged in solo play, you want to make sure your dildo will stretch and bend without any tearing. This is indeed what you get. We also liked the different sizes on each end. One side has a 3.5-inch circumference while the other has a 6.5-inch circumference. You can play around with the sides and not have to worry if your partner has more or less experience than yourself.

What is not ideal about it?

• Unless you are a beginner, the small side will not be enough for most people. Furthermore, as you become more comfortable with a dildo, you will want a wider side and if using it with a partner, this dildo may only work for a short while before you have to upgrade to something wider.

Those new to the world of pegging will want to check out the Tracey Cox Supersex Strap-On Pegging Kit. This kit has everything you need to get started with pegging. The kit includes 2 dildos, an adjustable harness, and a bullet vibe. It also includes 3 O-rings in different sizes.

You can use the harness with the dildo it comes with or you can also employ the different O-rings to attach different toys, which makes this a great starter kit. Furthermore, the bullet vibe can be tucked into a small pocket for a more intense experience. The harness is adjustable and can extend to a size 65 which should fit most people. It is also waterproof which makes it more durable and easier to clean.

Why are we impressed?

• We love when toys make your life simpler. The Tracey Cox Supersex Strap-On Pegging Kit has everything you need to get started with pegging and takes a lot of the guess work out of the equation. The pink dildo is a great contrast to the black harness and there is also a second, smaller dildo in a black color. We especially love the fact the harness is machine-washable for easy clean up.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• Overall, the main issue has to do with the harness. It can be hard to fit all the straps and if you are smaller in size, there can be too much material left over. We suggest playing around with the harness first before you get into play mode.

It’s honestly amazing to see how creative dildos can be. If you are someone who loves the feeling of being ejaculated into, then the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo is a definite contender.

The Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo has an insertable length of 7 inches and comes in a chocolate brown color. There is a suction cup base for solo play. The biggest feature of this dildo is that you can actually squeeze a stopper and a semen-like liquid is released. Your purchase comes with a concentrated ‘nut butter’ that just needs water mixed in. When you are ready, push down on the stopper and the substance ejaculates inside of you.

Why did it make our list?

• The Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock is pretty fun to use. The ‘nut butter’ is easy to mix up and it is made with safe ingredients that won’t cause a reaction. Overall, it is a really good size and will definitely leave you feeling full. We also really liked the color as it is a nice option for those looking for a different skin tone.

What is not ideal about it?

• While it’s nice to have an ejaculation option, the mechanics of the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock can take a bit to get used to. It can be hard at first to full the syringe and figure out the right way to work it. Also, cleaning is a bit of a chore so you will want to make sure you spend enough time to properly clean it.

There’s just something about a glass dildo that screams elegance. Sure, it’s a toy made for pleasure but there’s a feeling that you could also display it on your coffee table.

The Lovehoney Realistic Textured Sensual Glass Dildo with Balls is exactly what it states it is. It has a long, 6-inch insertable length and is made completely from see-through glass. The shaft has intricate ridges in it for even more pleasure. At the base are glass testicles which can add extra pressure and also stop the dildo from entering too far. The shaft curves slightly and the tip is smooth so insertion is pretty easy. However, you will want to go slowly and possibly warm the dildo up first before you use it.

What do we love it for?

• We really love the elegant design of the Lovehoney Realistic Textured Sensual Glass Dildo with Balls. It is made quite well and the textures along the side are a really nice touch. This glass dildo will give you hours of fun. It is made from borosilicate glass, which is heat-responsive. This means you can run it under cold or hot water to instantly change the temperature.

What were we disappointed with?

• Glass dildos are not meant for beginners. There is absolutely no give to them and you should only use them if you have experience with anal play. Furthermore, the textured ribbing can be a bit intense for some. Be sure to use plenty of lube to avoid any tearing.

While many dildos are made for both vaginal and anal purposes, the Beaded Black Anal Dildo with Suction Cup Base is best constructed for anal use. It is made with a series of bead-like curves for maximum pleasure. Furthermore, the tip is tapered for easier insertion.

The Beaded Black Anal Dildo with Suction Cup Base has an insertable length of 6.5 inches and a maximum girth of 6 inches at its base, although this is smaller at the tip. It also comes with a suction cup base, which is perfect for solo play. Finally, the flexible material makes it more comfortable and you can really play around with the contours.

What are our favorite features?

• The base of the Beaded Black Anal Dildo with Suction Cup Base gives you nice peace of mind. It is flared perfectly so you don’t have to worry about anything getting lost or stuck. While some dildos are a bit too rigid, the flexibility of the PVC material means you can angle this dildo exactly where you want it to be. Also, because the beads gradually become larger, this is a great dildo for both beginners and those with more experience.

What could be better?

• While everyone should be able to try the Beaded Black Anal Dildo with Suction Cup Base, be aware that the last two beads are quite large. It can take quite a bit of effort to insert them, so go slowly. Over time it will work but you may lose a bit of the length because of the size of the last beads.