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Realcock 2 Review (Fall 2022)

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What’s special about it:
  • Perfect for roleplay games
  • Does look and feel real to the very last detail
  • Can be used with a strapon harness
  • Lightweight
Key features:
  • Great variations in color and size
  • High-quality platinum silicone
  • Vac-u-lock hole
  • Easy cleaning
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  • Realism 9.9
  • Satisfaction 9.6
  • Quality 9.7
  • Usability 9.5
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Lone sex has never been better thanks to the advent of the Realcock 2. Just like its name suggests, this sex toy is nearly everything a real cock is. It boasts just the right designs to stimulate the inside of your vagina to a mind-blowing orgasm. Tell us, what’s there not to love about such a dildo?

When we say the cock is realistic, we mean it, because it boasts a lifelike tip, shaft, veins, and balls. We know you are dying to know more about this product and we can’t wait to let it all out in our Realcock 2 review. This review will dissect the main features of the Realcock 2 dildo and help you understand everything about the product.


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Total length
8.5 in
Insertable length
7.5 in
6 in
2 in
platinum silicone
1.6 lbs
7-day return policy on an unopened item


The Realcock 2’s name is surely not some gimmick to deceive buyers because it looks as real as a cock can be. It boasts different designs and skin tones. Also, you can’t but love the sex toy’s high-quality material which is quite safe. Learn more about the features of the Realcock 2 below:

Overall performance

We can’t stress this enough but having the Realcock 2 in your hands is like having a real cock in them. Apart from the sex toy’s triple layering, it features the unique-Slide™ technology sliding outer skin. As if that wasn’t enough, this dildo boasts individual floating testicles that feel like real balls. How about playing with the balls while you drill the cock deep inside your pussy? Yes, we know the thought sounds amazing.

Who says the Realcock 2 is not made for couples? That would be a big fat lie. With the popular Vac-U-Lock system, this dildo is the dream of couples. It is very compatible with any Vac-U-Lock sex machine or Strap-on Harness. Essentially, you can use the sex toy with any product that contains a vacuum lock plug design.

Designs and skin tones

The design of the Realcock 2 is one of the most detailed you’ll see on the market today. The dildo is fully handcrafted by very talented artists in the US. When you shop for the Realcock 2, you’re going to find the option of choosing five different designs, including Dirk, Rockwell, Jones, Bruce, and James. Each of these designs is painted with thin layers of platinum-cured silicone.

Besides, each of the five designs boasts a different length and girth but the Bruce design stands tall among them with its superior size that lovers of big cock will appreciate. Also, each of the designs offers the same skin tone options, including fair, medium, and dark. Just as you might have guessed, the fair tone mimics the cock of a white man while the dark tone is like the cock of a black man. The medium is just between the fair and dark tones. It’s left for you to choose your preferred tone.

However, if you’re not satisfied with the three tones and want more, the Realcock 2 offers a custom tone. You’ll have to feel a form that contains what you want from the ideal tone but you’ll have to pay much more for your unit.


Nothing defines a product more like its material. A product’s material is literally its foundation and you can’t just mess with that. The Realcock 2 keeps this principle in mind with its medical-grade platinum-cured silicone material. Besides its obvious high quality, this material is nonporous, body-safe, easy to clean, and durable. The high-quality platinum-cured silicone material makes the Realcock 2 stand tall among its peers.

Vac-U-Lock compatibility

Up there, we gave an inkling of what the Vac-U-Lock system is all about. The system makes strap-on action and pleasurable play easier. The base of the Realcock 2 is designed to seamlessly attach to strap-on’s, harnesses, suction cups, sex machines, and everything that uses the Vac-U-Lock system. Lubricate the Vac hole at the toy’s base and attach it to the Vac-U-Lock system. Whether the Realcock 2 is attached to a fucking machine or a Vac-U-Lock harness, you’re ready to rock and roll!

The Realcock 2’s Vac-U-Lock compatibility also gives you more hand-free riding options with Vac-U-Lock suction cups. Just get one on a horizontal surface, attach it to the dildo, and off you ride!


We weren’t kidding when we suggested the crafters of the Realcock 2 paid great attention to details when making the tip of this dildo.

It features a urethral hole like a real penis.
This hole is an actual one that runs internally and not some superficially painted hole. Also, the tip is a bit squishy and very similar to an actual engorged head that turns you on with its mere sight.


The Realcock 2 has got a flexible shaft with a firm inner core that makes out a realistic resistance. The dildo’s shaft moves naturally with every thrust like the shaft of a real penis would do. Hence, you get to feel nearly the amazing sensation of being screwed by an actual penis. Moreover, when you grab the shaft, you see the lifelike bulging veins that do nothing other than turn you on to fuck yourself to orgasm.


The Realcock 2 features a large base. Although the big size is to stabilize the dildo’s multiple layers, it makes it difficult to thrust by hand. If you’re going to thrusting by hand, this product isn’t the most ideal option for you, especially if you have small fingers. But you can make things easier for yourself with a suction cup you can simply ride, hands-free!


When you hear of a realistic penis, you want to see every feature of a real penis on it and the Realcock just doesn’t disappoint. It features lifelike balls that you can cup in your hands while you fuck yourself. The scrotum holding the balls features intricate wrinkles that make you feel like you’re holding actual testicles.

Moreover, the Realcock 2 is unlike most dildos you’ve seen, the balls are separated and not conjoined, giving you the chance to grab, massage, pinch, and squeeze each testicle.


You can’t deny how excellent the texture of the Realcock 2 is. The dildo boasts a hyper-realistic triple layer design that consists of a soft outer layer, firm inner core and final layer of texturing and coloring. There’s also the Sil-Slide technology – the skin’s outer layer that slides along the shaft. Stroking the dildo gets the outer layer to glide along the firm inner core, thereby mimicking the sensation of actual skin.


The Realcock 2 can be bought with accessories such as ID Glide, ID Pleasure, and ID Sensation. These are lubricants and they are sold separately. Buying any of them with your Realcock 2 dildo can be a very smart choice because of their high quality. They’re also water-based lubricants which are perfect for this silicone sex toy. Let’s get you more information about each of the lubricants.

ID Glide – This lube provides an excellent sensual experience whether it’s used during intimates moments alone or with your partner. It allows the dildo to slip into your vagina or anus with absolute ease. Also, you can reactivate this lube with your saliva or a drop of water should it begin to dry out.

ID Sensation – If you want to add a warm feeling to the Realcock 2 dildo inside your pussy, this lube is the one you want to turn to. It offers the amazing spark of sensual pleasure, leaving you engulfed in excitement.

ID Pleasure – Just as its name suggests, this lube promises exceptional bouts of pleasure with added stimulation. It adds a tingling sensation to your lone play or your play with your partner. Like the others, it works just fine with latex and silicone sex toys.

Length and girth

Remember we told you each of the Realcock 2 designs sports a different length and girth. Let’s break them down below:

Dirk – This Realcock 2 design is 8-1/2 inches long with a girth measuring 6 inches. If you love long and thick cocks, this design is ideal for you.

Rockwell – This design is a bit shorter than the Dirk design, measuring 6-1/2 inches in length and 5-1/2 in girth. Although it also has a lesser girth compared to Dirk, this is an ideal design for you if you love your cock average.

Jones – We also have the Jones design which is 6-1/2 inches long like the Rockwell design but it has a smaller girth, measuring 4-3/4 inches. If you like a thinner cock, this is the design to go for.

James – The James design is 6 inches long and boasts a girth of 6-3/4 inches. This is a design you choose when you want an average length but a fat cock that fills you up.

Bruce – The Bruce design measures an astonishing 10 inches in length with its girth measuring 9.5 inches; talk of a huge cock. If you’re a fan of long and thick cocks, here’s one to fill you up and drive you to a mind-blowing climax.

Cleaning easiness

It’s important to point out here that the Realcock 2 is waterproof and that’s what you want from a sex toy of this stature. Thanks to this quality, you can easily wash with soap and water. However, don’t boil the dildo to avoid damaging it. Liquid antibacterial soap and warm water are enough to get the toy cleaned up for storage and later action. Let the dildo dry completely before storing it.

Quality and safety

Every sex toy is usually concerned about quality and safety. No one wants to put a low-quality anal plug in their anus and watch it break or put an unsafe dildo in their vagina, causing them irritation. Thankfully, the Realcock 2 is not made of cheap TPE, it’s made of high-quality 100% medical-grade platinum-cured silicone. The silicone is also body-safe, so you can forget about irritation.


Here too, the different Realcock 2 designs have different weights. You can expect the weight to affect usage but none of the designs has any disturbing weight. The Dirk weighs 1.6 pounds while the Rockwell weighs 1.4 pounds with the Jones weighing 1.3 pounds; the lowest of them all. Also, the James design weighs 1.5 pounds while the Bruce variant weighs 2.1 pounds, well above the others as expected.


Realcock 2 does not come with any real warranty as you might have expected. We know that’s disappointing especially for its price (see price tag). But you can count on the dildo to last for several years as long as you maintain it in the right way.

Moreover, the manufacturer offers a refund for a product you’re not satisfied with within 7 days of receiving the order but it must be unopened and you’ll get charged a 10% processing fee. Also, you can get a replacement for a defective product or incorrect item but you must contact the maker’s customer service department within 10 days of delivery.

Discreet shipment

A sex toy is not a package you want everyone around you to see when it gets delivered. The Realcock 2 has discreet packaging that doesn’t rat you out to onlookers.

Price tag

The price is nearly the same with all Realcock 2 designs. The Dirk, James, Rockwell, and Jones design sell for $499 while the Bruce design sells for $799. We know they are quite expensive but if it won’t hurt your pocket, any of the designs is a worthy investment.

  • Looks and feel like a real penis
  • Compatible with Vac-U-Lock system
  • Made of high-quality and body-safe platinum silicone
  • Waterproof
  • Easy to clean
  • Pricey


The Realcock 2 doesn’t disappoint thanks to its intricate features that look just like the actual one. Our Realcock 2 has detailed everything about the sex toy and we hope it helps you to make the right choice. If you want the toy that feels and looks just like the real deal – you won’t find better.

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