8 Fantastic Alien Dildos – In Space No One Can Hear You Moan (Fall 2022)

First up on our list is this xenomorphic dildo. The Alien Breeder Dildo comes in a solid black color and is perfect for any sci-fi fan. Its creative energy is perfect not just to look at but because it provides expert ridges for an extra sensation.

The Alien Breeder Dildo is 7.4 inches in length and has a varied girth. Some parts are as wide as 6.87 inches but the tip is angled for easier insertion. You can use this dildo both vaginally and anally. Furthermore, if you aren’t happy with these specifics, you can actually choose from four different sizes. This is perfect if you are new to dildos and want a smaller device to start out on. Shipping only takes a few days and you can rest assured that your neighbors won’t be aware of your unique proclivities thanks to the discreet shipping.

What makes it stand out?

• We loved the design. The shape and color give the Alien Breeder Dildo a menacing look to it and the design means increased pleasure thanks to all the bumps and ridges. We also really love the different sizes. Not everyone is made the same so having four different sizes is perfect. There is actually also an option to purchase all four in a set, which is perfect for anal training.

Which disadvantages must you keep in mind?

• While it does make sense that at smaller dildo will cost less, we were a bit shocked at the price discrepancy between sizes. A medium Alien Breeder Dildo costs $15.00 while an XXXL costs $70. Given they are all the same materials and designs, you shouldn’t have to pay so much more for a bit of silicone.

There are some alien dildos on our list that are pretty basic and then there is the Creaturecock. Made to look like monster from outer space, this dildo is quite amazing to behold. It has two balls at the base and the shaft is a scaled tentacle. While it looks quite rough, the material is actually flexible.

If you are into extreme roleplay, you will love the Creaturecock. It has a nice insertable length of 6.25 inches, which is perfect for both men and women. It is also made from premium silicone materials and will last for quite a while, which is important as it does have a hefty price tag. Finally, the manufacturer has gone so far as to suggest leaving it out as a conversation starter. While we understand if you aren’t into this, such a magnificent creation does deserve to be displayed.

What do we love it for?

• When a dildo is textured, it provides for a more unique experience, which is what the Creaturecock has going for it. The scales on the shaft allow you to deeply penetrate any orifice and receive maximum pleasure from it. The tip is also tapered for easier insertion and you can have a lot of fun with this dildo, either solo or with a partner.

What were we disappointed with?

• There are many people who are turned on by the appearance of the Creaturecock but it is definitely not for everyone. In particular, the eyes at the base can be a bit unnerving. As long as you are ok with a creature looking at you in your most vulnerable moments, this is still a good product.

If you’ve ever fantasized about being dominated by an alien, then the Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo is what you are looking for. This sleek, toxic-purple colored tentacle dildo will leave you feeling utterly content. It has an insertable length of 5.5 inches and is made from premium hypoallergenic silicone.

The Uberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo really stands out with its texture. It is ribbed along the side, has two rows of suckers running down its front and a strong vertical ridge down the back that altogether will create a unique sensation when in use. Furthermore, the tip is pointy, making insertion that much easier and the sensations even more vivid. The base is nice and flat and you can use it in all manner of positions. Whether you want some fun with a partner or want to experiment with your alien fantasies on your own, this is a toy you will surely love.

Why are we impressed?

• TheUberrime Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dildo is constructed really well. It is made from premium silicone and the texture along the side makes it really stand out. this is not just your basic alien dildo. Rather, it is one that is made for pleasure. Both men and women will love the large length and girth and will get a lot of fun time from it.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• The tip is rather pointy. While this is fine for some people, it is not a good fit for those new to anal play or who want something more gentle for their vagina.

Alien dildos come in all different sizes but Duke is one of the thickest. While this is not a dildo for those new to their use, it is perfect with those who are experienced and crave that full sensation.

The Duke alien dildo has a shorter insertable length, at 5.31 inches, and a nice, wide girth of 6.5 inches. There is also a base with a suction cup which is a really nice feature for solo play. The tip is nicely angled for easier insertion, which is important with this round toy. As for the design, it is a lovely shade of purple that looks like an alien tentacle. You can get into all kinds of extraterrestrial role play, such as being stuck on an alien planet of being captured by monsters.

Why are we impressed?

• We really like the attention to details with the Duke alien dildo. There are a series of raised bumps on the tip which makes finding that G-spot all the easier. There are also numerous ridges down the side for an extra enhancement of pleasure. Finally, the inclusion of a suction cup is something that is simple but makes a big difference. While dildos are commonly used with partners, many people prefer to use them solo. The inclusion of a suction cup means you can try a myriad of positions.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• The Duke alien dildo is meant for those with experience with dildos, which is great, but could deter some users from wanting to try it out. Furthermore, while the design is good, the coloring can look a bit bland so you may want a dildo that is a bit more vibrant.

Unfortunately, cost is a barrier to entry when it comes to alien dildos. It seems like if a dildo has a radical design on it, the price can quickly spiral over the hundred-dollar mark. However, with the Dix the Destroyer dildo, you can own a pretty cool toy at a reasonable price.

The Dix the Destroyer dildo is shaped like a circumcised penis, complete with testicles, which makes it one of the more realistic toys on our list. However, it has an interstellar color palette of bright orange and blue. Furthermore, there are ridges and designs all over the shaft. This not only makes it look interesting but gives maximum pleasure, too.

What do we love it for?

• Unlike many sex toys, the Dix the Destroyer dildo is actually hand crafted. A special mold is created and the silicone is hand-poured and pigmented. This makes each dildo just a bit unique. It also ensures the highest quality standards are used. In addition to how it is crafted, we especially enjoyed the ridges on the side. They are textured perfectly for maximum pleasure.

What were we disappointed with?

• Starting from its name, the Dix the Destroyer dildo may be a little intense for some. If you’re looking for a more sensual experience, having toy that claims to “destroy” you may not be appealing. Furthermore, embedded in the ridges are pictures such as a skull. This may certainly appeal to many people but we understand if it isn’t to your tastes.

Looking for the perfect mix of monster and elegance? The Hadley dildo is exactly what you need. This spiral-shaped dildo comes in a subtle purple color with a marbled pattern along the side. It is twisted for maximum pleasure.

The Hadley dildo has a great size to it. It is 6.7 inches long with a girth of 4.5 inches. Together this makes is great for those with experience with dildos, but also those who are starting out. The curved tip makes it easy for insertion and there is even a suction cup on the base. So, whether you’re into couples or solo play, anal or vaginal use, this is a real winner.

What stands out?

• We really like the coloring on the Hadley dildo. It is rather elegant and works for both men and women. Other alien dildos are a bit sever with their coloring, but we feel like this is a good beginner toy to start out with. It is not overly intimidating and you don’t have to have a huge alien kink to use it. Furthermore, the spiral design is rather unique and will provide plenty of fun.

What cons did we manage to find?

• While the spiral design of the Hadley dildo is nice, a larger base would have provided more excitement. It’s nice if there is more texture for clitoral stimulation. Furthermore, while this is dubbed as a monster dildo, it’s definitely not as radical as some other designs. It definitely works but you might find yourself needing a more exotic-looking dildo in the future.

The Groove alien dido is perfect if you want to have plenty of options. It is a long and somewhat thick product, measuring 7 inches in length and 4 inches in girth. You can use it on its own but it really excels if you want to attach it to a harness.

There are two color choices with the Groove alien dildo. You can select a bright red color or a subdued blue-purple color. It’s nice to have the options, depending on what your preferences are. All around the sides there are designs with ridges. These not only make the dildo look cool but they are also great at providing maximum enjoyment. The base is nice and flat and you can use it for solo play, anal, or vaginal penetration.

What do we love it for?

• We really liked the ridges on the Groove alien dildo. They cover the entire surface and feeling them inside is a real treat. This is also a narrower dildo, so more people can experience it comfortable. Furthermore, the two color choices are quite nice to have. The premium silicone makes this dildo easy to use and clean and while it is flexible, it won’t easily break.

What were we disappointed with?

• While the Groove dildo does look a bit alien, it is not as in your face as other options on our list. This is perfect if you are more interested in how your dildo feels, rather than how it looks. Therefore, while it will give you pleasure, it won’t help a lot with roleplay.

With a bright bold color, the Alien Reptile Dildo is made to satisfy all your outer world fantasies. This is a rather thick dildo, with an insertable length of 6.7 inches and a girth of 5 inches. It is not for beginners but will service those with experience quite well.

What really makes the Alien Reptile Dildo stand out is its texture. All down the sides, there are ridges and bumps, which means more fun to play around with. The tip is also angled for easier insertion and the wide base means you can easily manipulate it with your hand. While we are sharing the bright blue color, you can actually select from others, depending on your preference. These options include a black and white version, a red, blue, and black design, and a blue and yellow color scheme.

What stands out?

• We loved that you can pick your favorite color scheme, as this can appeal to different people and different role play preferences. Also, it is one of the more affordable options on our list, so perfect if you are just starting out in your alien dildo adventure. It’s also nice and flexible so even though the dildo is quite wide, you can still have fun with it.

What cons did we manage to find?

• Honestly, if this wasn’t labeled as an alien dildo, we might be a bit perplexed as to what it’s supposed to be. The design is definitely intricate and provides for a lot of pleasure, but it isn’t as straightforward as other models on our list.