How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find It

Last updatedLast updated: March 09, 2021
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We have come a long way from the past decade when women were using pleasure tools disguised as neck and back massagers. Dildos and other sex toys are no longer frowned upon as more people become open-minded. However, most users want to keep their toy private to avoid kids, guests, colleagues, parents, or roommates coming across it. Although sex toys come in discreet packages and designs, with some disguised as lipstick, there is always a risk of someone figuring it out. In this guide, we will explore creative ways that will teach you how to hide your dildo in storage.

The methods we have featured are simple and will cost you little or no money. We have included different things and locations that can serve as good undetectable hiding spots in your house so your sex toy can always be within reach when you need it. Read on to learn what makes a safe hiding place and all the creative ways you can adopt on how to hide your dildo in accessible areas.

Lock it in your drawer

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItOne of the best places you can hide a dildo discreetly is in a drawer. Empty the drawer, place the toy at the bottom, and then add the usual items on top. This could be clothing, books, jewelry or cosmetic products. If possible, choose a drawer for underwear or socks that is rarely or never used by other people and one that can be out of children’s reach. You could wrap the dildo with clothes to decrease chances of visibility while cushioning it. If you have several toys, storing them in an organized system like different inconspicuous cases and boxes will help you to retrieve them quickly.

Speaking of drawers, you could also hide the device at the back underneath a chest of drawers.

A locked place provides the safest way to hide a large dildo from curious people. You can find a pre-installed drawer that can be locked in a cabinet or on a nightstand, buy one or install a lock on the existing one.

You could also repurpose a safe to keep your money and dildo.

Shoe box

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItPeople have been keeping their money in shoeboxes for years, but would it be a good hiding spot for a dildo? We certainly think so. As with a drawer, place the dildo at the bottom and cover it with your new or old shoes. The great thing about a shoebox is that it is uninteresting and you can also keep it in the closet without arousing suspicion, therefore adding an extra layer of protection.

In or under you bed

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItYou may also hide your dildo in the bed under the sheet or inside a blanket. However, this should only be considered as a temporary storage solution since there is a high chance of someone seeing it unless you live alone.

This does not mean that a bed doesn’t have anywhere you can hide a dildo. If you have several sex toys, you might need to invest in an under-the-bed solution in form of an opaque box which may come with or without wheels. This will not only be a convenient hiding spot but its close proximity to the bed means that your toys will literally be within your hand’s reach for stimulation on demand.

Once you receive your under-the-bed box, you can then make a DIY divider to organize your collection or keep the items in separate smaller containers within the box.

If you own a box spring, you could find space inside it, underneath it or under the mattress to store your dildo. If under the mattress, keep it in an area of the mattress that you don’t sleep on frequently to ensure a comfortable sleeping surface.

Some users create secure storage space by hanging the dildo with straps or tape under the bed. Models like the elegant Lovehoney Sensual Glass Dildo with Balls would be easy to hang due to the transparent color. It features a realistic texture and a curved tip to provide targeted stimulation to the vagina, prostate and G-spot, and the competitively-priced dildo works with all lubricants. Glass dildos are smooth and very easy to clean.

In a pillow

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItSome pillows come with removable covers fastened with buttons, zippers, or snaps. You can store your dildo inside and no one will be any the wiser. Manufacturers recognizing the need for discrete storage have also started making pillows with hollowed-out hidden cavities that are used for storage. These are mainly used as decorative pillows since the items stored inside can make it lumpy despite the padding around the hidden area.

We suggest using a body pillow or a throw pillow that you will not be laying your head on while sleeping. This is to avoid any uncomfortable bumps caused by the hidden dildo.

In a stuffed toy

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItAlthough stuffed toys are usually associated with kids, there are a lot of adults who keep them in their homes for decorative purposes. Some of the stuffed teddy bears feature an obscure pouch that can be a good hiding place for your dildo.

In a box with tampons (for small vibrators)

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItA box of sanitary products is one of the easiest methods to deter people, especially men, from accessing your sex toy. It is an ideal location to store small vibrators  such as the compact bullet vibrators. If you are worried about a female guest or roommate looking into it while trying to find a tampon in an emergency case, you can move the box to your closet or bedroom.

In a bottle

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItSome sex toys are available in a slim compact profile that can fit in a bottle, providing a great way to conceal them in plain sight. It could be an old bottle of alcohol, body lotion, shampoo, or the long tube that usually stores posters. Few people would bother with an old empty bottle and fewer would ever think of snooping into one, so your secret toy is relatively safe.

In a large bag

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItIf you tote large handbags, you could use them to hide your intimate toys in the pocket on the lining or in a smaller purse. You may add tampons and other sanitary products to dispel the suspicion of anyone that might come across the bag.

In a closet

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItClosets can be customized to add a hanging storage for your sex toys or you can use the existing slots to hide dildos among your clothes, preferably intimate ones that no one is likely to rummage.  Alternatively, you could keep it in pockets of clothes that you wear only seasonally. To make it even harder to discover, we recommend buying a black dildo because the color is more discrete than brighter models that don’t look as natural.

In a special sex toy container

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItThere are manufacturers who sell lockable boxes that are specifically designed and disguised to store sex toy collection. Some of the storage containers even feature sterilization mechanism for the items inside. A few of these have designs that can be discovered by visitors to your home, so confirm first that the box will make a good hiding spot. Otherwise, the discreet ones include hidden drawers, purses and mesh pockets that offer multiple storage options for your sex toy collection.

Other ideas

How to Hide Your Dildo So That No One Could Find ItIn a suitcase: Who would rummage through a presumably empty one?

In a toolbox with a combination lock, then keep it in the garage. Just remember to remove it first if you ever need help with your car at home.

False bottom: This can apply to virtually any case, box or container that is large enough to store the dildo under the false bottom and other items on top.

Some models are easier to hide due to their design and packaging. Dildos come in varied designs and functions that heighten the sensations in the target areas. For instance, G-spot responds better to pressure than motion, so the ideal dildo for precise G-spot stimulation needs to be firm to properly massage the area. The luxurious double-ended njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo has been weighted to provide firm pressure. It is made of submersible 316 grade stainless steel and packaged in a hard bodied carrying case that works well to protect the dildo from dust in your hidden storage.

Final thoughts

Snooping is shameful for adults but since we can rarely control the actions of other people, the best way to ensure your toy is out of sight is to find an ideal storage location.

To sum up our guide on how to hide your dildo, let’s recap the checklist that makes a good hiding spot for a dildo. The place you intend to keep the items should be a hidden area that only you can easily access to retrieve or store back the sex toys quickly, quietly and unnoticed. You may have to do a couple of tests to check the level of risk before settling for an ideal location. Wherever you decide to keep it, always ensure that the dildo is in a protective bag to keep it away from dirt and dust.

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