6 Best Black Dildos – Excellent Quality for Your Pleasure (Fall 2022)

Our editor’s choice is arguably the best realistic black dildo on the list. It has some serious size and girth to it, but it is also a flexible model with some great features for solo play or for sharing with a partner.

There is a suction cup, which is reliably strong and means that you can put this dildo wherever you wish, and it will stick to the floor and wall ready for play. It has a lifelike look and feel to it, with raised veins and a lot of detail along the shaft. There are also lifelike balls to add more of an authentic feel.

It’s compatible with a harness, and you can use one with a 1.5-inch O-ring if you wish to engage in some couples play.

The overall length is 8.5 inches, with 6.5 of that being insertable. This is plenty for most people to enjoy.

What makes it stand out?

• The realistic look and feel is something to behold, and the added balls at the base is a nice touch for someone who wants a realistic feel when using their dildo.

Which disadvantages must you keep in mind?

• For a basic model of dildo, it could potentially be a little cheaper. The balls can also get in the way if you use a harness.

The 8.5-Inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo is proof that you really can get a lot for your money. The reason it is called girthy is that extra circumference. 7 inches is a lot, meaning that the King Cock provides you with a really large dildo made of PVC material.

The 8.5 inches of insertable length combined with the extra girth makes this one of the biggest models on the list, but it does have a flexible design with the material giving it a comfortable insertion for many people. It may still be too big for some, but this is a matter of personal preference.

The texture and veins give it an amazing sensation and it has a suction cup, too, which means hands-free fun.

You can use it with a harness for pegging or other couple play and it is suitable for vaginal and anal use.

Why are we impressed?

• The size. If this is your number one priority then you will find that this is a comfy yet girthy model. It’s also at a good price.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• The PVC material is not to everyone’s tastes, it really depends on what you prefer, but some dislike the smell and prefer the medical-grade silicone.

Another realistic dildo with plenty of insertable length, the 7-Inch Blush Hard On Realistic Suction Cup Dildo has many of the same features of the editor’s choice model. It is a bit firmer than the King Cock, which is what gives it the “Hard On” name. It’s realistic, but not that flexible, so be prepared to lube up before use.

It is made out of a soft plastic which shouldn’t irritate skin. On top of this, it has a suction cup and can easily be used with a harness.

It’s submersible which can serve to make the cleaning a lot more straightforward but also aids fun in the bath or shower.

The design is Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free and shouldn’t trigger any allergies.

If you are looking for something with a stiff and rigid design rather than being too flexible and bendy then the Blush model of dildo could be great for your needs.

What are its best features?

• The fact it is submersible for bath and shower play and will reliably stick in your shower and bath for hands-free play.

What could be improved?

• More expensive than some other models, and some people don’t like the stiffness, and would prefer a bit more flexibility.

Lovers of girth and vibration could well be in heaven if they opt for the 7.5-Inch Extra Thick Suction Cup Dildo Vibrator.

A 10-inch overall length gives 7.5 inches of insertable length, but it is the circumference where this really wins the day, as it is 8 inches around. It’s firm, but not so firm that there isn’t a little bit of give in the design.

It also has balls and a suction cup which makes it great for sticking on a wall, though this can make it hard to use the most impressive function, the vibration.

It vibrates all the way up the girth of the dildo, and has a wired controller that is easy to operate. It requires three AAA batteries to function.

The dildo has some quite noticeable veins and extra texture around the outside for more of a realistic feel. It’s seriously large.

What stands out?

• To get such a big and girthy dildo and discover that it also vibrates could be a real bonus for some people. A lot of folk out there are looking for something that has a lot of girth, and the incredible 8 inches on offer makes it a good option.

What cons did we manage to find?

• Though it has suction functionality, this makes it hard to use the other features such as the vibration and the remote control, as this is wired.

Though this dildo isn’t the only one on the list that vibrates, the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Large Black Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator has been named as the best vibrating black dildo.

It’s made of medical grade silicone and is totally USB rechargeable. It has quite a long insertable length at 7 inches, but the 5.75-inch circumference is not as big as some of the mammoth products above.

It has a finger loop for easy control, and in spite of the fact that it requires power, it is waterproof so you can easily use it in the shower or bath.

You will notice the bend in the design, which is not a flaw, it is actually a very carefully engineered design function which helps you to reach the G spot for the ultimate pleasure.

Why are we impressed?

• There are a number of different vibration patterns and modes, and they can even be used underwater. This is a flexible and impressive vibrating dildo.

What negatives must you be aware of?

• The cost. Naturally, for these extra features there is some extra cost attached. It could also do with having a warning when the battery is about to die.

This is the longest overall dildo on the list, the 9-Inch Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo is 12 inches in total, but 9 inches of insertable length. It has balls underneath the bendy shaft design.

Though firm, this bent shaft is designed to help you to reach the G Spot or create a more pleasurable feeling.

If you like texture, this is a good choice as it has a lot of veins and realistic textures around the outside.

It’s also submersible for bath and shower play.

Why did it make our list?

• It’s girthy and submersible and the fact that it has the extra bend on it makes this a very suitable option for people who are trying to experience new sensations in their sex life.

What is not ideal about it?

• It isn’t ideal for couples play as it cannot be used with a harness. The size is also not for everyone.