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Last updated: March 31, 2022
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What’s your fetish? Like it smooth, veined? There is undoubtedly a dildo for you. Sexual pleasure is a primitive need among humans. Sex is primarily designed for reproduction/procreation, but scratch the babies; you still want to have toe-curling, sheet grabbing, lip biting, and eye-rolling orgasms without the entanglements of flesh and blood. Unlike before, sex is no longer as convenient as it used to be. Couples now add a bit of kink play to spice up their sex life, and singles explore to know their bodies better.
Do you think a dildo is not for you? Read our review of the best Vac-U-Lock dildos to see if you’ve been wrong. Are you of the opinion that plastic or silicone will not precisely “work it” as the real deal? After exploring the options from our list of vac U dildos we’ve reviewed in this article, you might change your mind.
More features: handcrafted from ultraskyn, realistic feel, phthalate-free, removable u-lock compatible suction cup, f-machine and harness compatible
The Perfect Cock by Kink isn’t just labeled perfect; there is a reason it is called that. If you are not exactly a fan of big and thick, we suggest you walk away, or you can take a leap of faith and never go back. It is perfect because it is made from a unique blend of ULTRASKYN material, giving it a lifelike feel. It also has realistic squeezable balls giving its users a firm grip and safe base. Unlike what you might imagine, the Perfect Cock by Kink is warm to the touch, phthalate-free, and body-safe, and that is why we have made it our special choice.
The Perfect cock by Kink special is its top-tier features designed to tease every hole with its dual-density design that gives it a soft, flexible exterior and a firm core. It is closely similar to Vac-U-Lock Ultraskyn dildo as they share squeezable realistic balls, although the latter is available in three shades of skin color. It is available only in black color.
What makes it stand out?
Value for money
Which disadvantages must you keep in mind?
It can be improved upon in terms of availability in ranges of color/shades
More features: unisex, made in America, O-ring compatible, talc-free
This product is designed to take strap-on sex to the next level, and we recommend it for people who want to do just that. The set consists of 3 sized textured dildos, a harness, Suction Cup, and insert-removable padded plug snaps. The cocks have super realistic shafts, likewise the balls, and they even have superficial testes inserted in them- how more real can it get? Due to their dual-density design, the cocks give the feeling of an erect penis. In addition, the set also has removable O- rings and plugs, mood water-based lube, and a sex toy cleaner solution.
The harness is sturdy, stable –it does not wiggle around during action and is adjustable up to 69 inches. The harness is made from cushioned neoprene, and the extra padding is for comfort and support of the wearer’s lower back. It also has a detachable garter strap. The Vac-u-lock dual-density starter set is a complete package. It is made from high-quality material that is safe to use. Branded by Doc Johnson, it is available in three shades of skin color, vanilla, caramel, and chocolate.
What are its best features?
Its range of attachment selection and cock rings
Full set of Vac-U-Lock items
It comes in an enticing package
What could be improved?
The price- it is quite pricey
Dismounting the cocks from the Vac-u-lock plugs is quite a task
The attachments lock on so tight it requires more than an average effort to dismount them
More features: body-safe, phthalate-free, O-ring harness compatible
On a budget and still want to bask in the euphoria of intense orgasm? Vac-U-Lock Smooth Silicone black caught our attention with its uncircumcised head that gives intense stimulation. Its design takes on an abstract phallic shape. It is known to particularly stimulate the clitoris and prostate because of the shape of its head. If you’ve ever experienced an intense clitoral or prostate stimulation, know the kind of stimulation we are talking about.
If you are searching for the best affordable Vac-U-Lock dildo on the market, this may be the dildo for you. Vac-U-Lock Smooth Silicone does not exempt the fact that certain individuals will be more interested in uncircumcised dildos.
What do we love it for?
Stimulating molded head.
Perfect smooth details totally eliminate any form of friction.
Compatibility with o-rings and suction cups
What were we disappointed with?
Some might enjoy using it because of its smooth design; however, we think it might give better reactions in a textured design, imitating the texture of a real cock
More features: made in the USA, realistic details, phthalate-free
Vac-U-Lock ultraskyn dual-density dildo is probably the most realistic and lifelike dildo. It is made from soft, smooth material that slides against your skin like a real cock. It is detailed, soft, and squishy, which gives it gives a realistic feel. We really like the balanced proportion of the lengths to the diameter.
The size of this Vac-U-Lock, in our opinion, is just perfect. It is compatible with suction cups, plugs, and o-rings. It is also waterproof, which means you can go with it on a trip to the bathroom or pool.
Why is it special?
What are the flaws?
The material could be of better quality as the slightest storage mistake can cause it to melt
More features: handcrafted, soft exterior, firm core, lifelike look, body-safe, made in America
Who does not have a fantasy of a wild yet sensual time with an endowed pornstar, especially one like Isiah Maxwell or Jax Slayher, as you may know him? Unfortunately, he really can’t go round, if we are being honest. But, hold on, who says you cannot have your version of Jax at your Beck and Call that you don’t have to share, or you only share with whomever you want? Now, who doesn’t want a loyal cock like this? Tall, dark, and handsome?
If you are looking for the best investment in a realistic dildo in terms of looks and feel, get the Jax Slayher ULTRASKYN dildo. You will be rating it an A+ if porn star and bodybuilder Jax Slayer is your fantasy partner because he has just been made available to you in the form of this 10-inch cock molded directly from him. The realism is insane, down right to the color and veins!
This dildo takes your sexual play and pleasure to the next level, either alone or with your partner(s); with its realistic skin-like texture that captures every inch and length of Jax Slayher’s Cock, you would think it’s it. It is a perfect clone, and what’s more, it warms up to your body temperature with use, making it feel as realistic as possible. If you aim to experience intense strokes, Jax Slayher’s ultraskyn dildo may be the toy to try out.
What are its best features?
It’s realism down to the most minute detail
What could be improved?
It has a smell that is nauseating/offensive for many people
More features: perfect grip, can be used with any attachment
This feisty Knuckle Up attachment will amuse and astonish you with its uniqueness, usefulness, and certain’ cool factor,’ taking the hands-on play to the next level. With its one-size-fits-all knuckle rings sitting below a standard Vac-U-Lock connector, the Knuckle Up accessory is compatible with various Vac-U-Lock attachments.
If you are into kinky and BDSM acts, the Knuckle-up attachment contributes to the pleasure. You’ll be amazed at how flexible this toy is! It’s ideal for both masturbation and playtime with a friend! So, what exactly are you waiting for?! With the world’s most user-friendly sex toy system, you’ll have endless sensual possibilities. A user that enjoys this should check out other differently shaped sex toys, such as the butterfly vibrator can be found here.
What stands out?
What cons did we manage to find?
The handle and grip area for the hands has taken up most of the length leaving just a little longer for the toy
More features: dual-density design, soft exterior, firm core, includes a bag, phthalate-free, realistic look
Doc Johnson aims to bring your porn star fantasy to life with this signature cock carved and molded directly from Sean Cody’s pornstar and model Brysen.
The realism of signature dildos makes them much sought after, and the Brysen ULTRASKYN does not fall behind in this aspect. In addition to the real mold, it was designed from, and the veins are textured for added stimulation.
Brysen ULTRASKYN dildo comes with a discreet bag for travel and storage. So thoughtful of the manufacturers. That is why we have named it the best for travel. Just like other signature dildos such as Jax Slayher, it is replicated to give a realistic feel and bring your fantasy to life.
What are its best features?
Detailed and realistic
What could be improved?
It could be stiffer, it might be better with a vibrating unit in it. We find it too squishy
More features: 360° action, compatible with any Vac-U-Lock attachment
The Vac-U-Lock Deluxe 360° Swivel Suction Cup is nothing short of a divine Suction Cup. Most suction cups are equipped with a unidirectional movement that goes up and down, but the 360 swivel suction cup not only moves in a back and forth direction but a 360-degree complete rotation. Now, that’s multidirectional!
Are you taking it up a notch higher in the shower? It is ideal for solo users who need their hands to do other things while using their dildo. The rotating ball at the base swivels around in a 360° direction so a user can twist and turn at any angle for maximum pleasure. This suction plug prevents the attachment from swinging around and gives you control over the direction you want it to head.
What makes it stand out?
It provides an excellent angle for adjustment without adjusting the Cup by interrupting the moment
More features: lifelike curved shape, phthalate-free, made in the USA
Lovers of curved Cocks would enjoy a good time with The Perfect P-spot Dual-density Cock. It has a thick shaft and a narrow head. It is long and thick; you might have to hold your breath while inserting it into your hole(s). This dildo is a go for a lover of balls with its lifelike balls. The balls are plush, broad-based in a manner that still assures safety even during rough and most intense plays.
It is a perfect P-spot dildo because it is soft, pliable yet firm, and has a realistic texture that gradually warms up to the skin. Suppose you are interested in trying out thicker shafts and lifelike dildos. The shape is strategically curved to stimulate the prostate. While you can use it in hand, it is primarily designed for hands-free stimulation.
More features: realistic feel, O-ring harness compatible, body-safe, pliable exterior
This dildo is made from TPE, molded directly by Porn actor Jason Luv Cock, sculpted to reveal every detail. It has a soft exterior giving the most realistic lifelike feeling, yet a firm core for the maximum possible stability. It begins with a thick base that extends into a realistically textured shaft and a bulbous head.
If your plan is to stretch all the way, Jason Luv Cock is all the dildo you need because of its mind-blowing girth. It is almost impossible not to derive satisfaction with this cock once you know how to work it. We feel that a dildo of 10″ with a diameter of 2″ is not thick enough. We would suggest that for a dildo of this length, there should be variations in the diameter to suit preferences.
What stands out?
Its realism can almost get it confused for a real cock, and that's why we like it because it feels just like one
The insertable length fills every hole and reaches all ends
What cons did we manage to find?
Variable girth options
Things to Consider
Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock systems are the first patented sex toy and pleasure system in the world. However, many other brands have designed and produced their Vac-U-Lock systems after their design. Now, you’ve decided to get a dildo or another and are probably wondering why a Vac-U-Lock dildo makes the difference or the qualities you should look out for when purchasing one? This guide is the north star that will lead you to the perfect Vac-u-Dildo designed just for you.
Why Do You Need Vac U Lock Dildo?
One of the reasons you need a Vac-U-Lock dildo is the ease of use. A Vac-U-Lock dildo turns your handheld toy/dildo into a hands-free toy. It does this in two ways:
By attaching your dildo to a harness or adapter on a strap-on.
Attach your dildo to a suction cup on a smooth surface such as the wall, floor, or chair.
Before the invention of Vac-U-Lock Dildos, dildos and plugs were fit together and non-detachable, making them quite heavy. However, a Vac-U-Lock Dildo is usable with and without a suction cup.
Color, shape, size, durability, price, maintenance, storage, cleaning. It is an endless list to sift through when trying to get the perfect dildo. However, we’ve eased you of this burden and highlighted the basic features to consider when getting a dildo.
Dildos are made from various materials ranging from stainless, glass, PVC, Ceramic to Silicone. The best dildos are made from silicone. Apart from being safe to use, they give realistic looking and feeling dildos.
Vac-U-Lock Dildos are mostly made from Ultraskyn, a type of TPE/PVC/latex or Silicone blend that is flexible, soft, and stretchy. It also goes by the name soft skin, Cyberskin, or UR3. Ultraskyn blend is regarded as the most lifelike material in the world as it perfectly mimics a skin-like feel. It reacts to your body temperature and warms up just as an actual penis would. You, however, can run it under warm water before use if you desire the warmth on first contact.
Toys made from Ultraskyn cannot be sterilized because they are highly porous materials. Because of this high porosity, heat, radiation, and some strong soaps will disintegrate the material rendering it unsafe for use.
High-quality ultraskyn does not contain phthalates and is the materials we recommend for you. Signature dildos like Jax Slayher and Jason Luv Ultraskyn dildos are made from the best ultraskyn material. The best way to maintain Vac-U-Lock ultraskyn dildos is to use a designated toy cleaner formulated to clean this material and a talc-free renewing powder. While it is not compulsory to go for an ultraskyn dildo, it is important to ensure that whatever material it is made from is safe for your body, easy to clean and store.
Vac-U-Lock Dildos come in various designs. Dildos are not always shaped in the form of a penis, even if they give an abstract representation of one. They are shaped to fulfill different requirements, do not be surprised if you find one shaped like a sword.
To give a representational look and give a realistic feel, the cocks are carved to highlight the features of a cock. The veins are intricately carved.
The beauty of the Vac-u-lock system is that it is designed to create any strap-on toy you desire, you just have to pop on an attachment of your choice, and you are good to go.
Size, ultimately, is of personal preference. However, ensure that whatever length you are going for is what you can certainly handle and won’t injure you in the long run.
If you are new to the practice, it is advisable to start small and raise the bar gradually, even if you can take large cocks. A dildo, no matter how realistic looking and feeling, is still not a real cock and could cause serious damage like hitting your cervix if not handled properly.
The average dildo is 21% longer than a normal penis which puts the length of an average dildo at around six inches.
There are two lengths of measurement for dildos. The first is the full length which runs from the base, scrotum, to the shaft and up to the head. The insertable or usable length, however, is the length that can reach up totally into the vagina or anus. It reaches from the scrotum/balls up to the head and is usually shorter than the full length. Vac-U-Lock Dildos are available in various lengths to suit the desires of their various users.
Just like length, the girth of a cock marks a huge difference to the user. The girth or diameter of a dildo is a measure of its thickness. The diameter of a dildo is the widest part of the dildo, which is usually at the base. It is measured by taking a measure of its maximum circumference, which is a full lap around the dildo, and dividing the result by Pi (3.24). Sexual orifices could be capable of expanding, but despite this, you should thread with caution when exploring the diameter of a dildo.
Another way to pick a dildo with a comfortable diameter for you is the finger test.
You can slip a couple of fingers inside you till you find a pleasurable and comfortable circumference, then measure it with a measuring tape. If you are going for a thick, large dildo, like Brysen ULTRASKYN™ Cock, it’s safest if it’s made from a soft material. Vac U Lock dildos have varying diameters. This is understandable because individuals have varying preferences for thickness when it comes to dildos. Toys made from the same material with varying diameters may feel like they have different densities- this can be attributed to the difference in size.
When purchasing a dildo, you should examine its compatibility with adapters and plugs. It would be a waste of time purchasing a dildo that is not compatible with your other sex toys like an f-machine. Special considerations should be taken when deciding on a base of a dildo.
For an object that will be going into the inner crevices of your body, it is important to ensure it will not pose a health risk.
Dildos are made from a variety of materials such as PVC, stainless steel, glass, and silicone.
It is important to read the list of materials your dildo is made from on purchase to ensure it is not a material you are allergic to. No one should have to end up in the ER after an orgasm.
Putting a Vac-U-Lock dildo into a harness is important for penetrative fun. The harness, which is the foundation or base for the strap-on, is the point of attachment for the dildo, and it fits both men and women. One partner wears the harness, and it is adjustable by the straps. To mount a Vac-U-Lock dildo into a harness, attach/dildo with one hand on the harness adapter plug while holding the other hand.
The adapter plug and attachment are designed to have a tight fit that will prevent the attachment from rotating on the plug during sexual intercourse. The first step in putting a Vac-U-Lock dildo into a harness is to ensure the harness and dildo are compatible.
Cleaning and caring for your Vac-U-Lock dildo after use is important if you want to experience and enjoy a repeat of the pleasure he gave you. Cleaning a Vac U Lock dildo involves the same process as cleaning a true Cock with some modifications.
Wash your dildo immediately after use: this is a golden rule. Although this may be the last thing on your mind when you are basking in the euphoria of your orgasm, cleaning it immediately after use guarantees another pleasurable time with your beloved little one. Wash thoroughly with mild, preferably fragrance soap and water before and after each use.
Pat dry with a towel or Lint-free cloth, do not rub on it to prevent the material’s surface from getting rough. Do not use paper towels (they break up, and the lint could stick and enter into your hole on subsequent use).
There are also cleaning products such as a sex toy cleaner. These are formulated to eliminate dirt and bacteria from growing on them. Usually, dildos come with cleaning instructions in their pack, and it’s best to follow the manufacturer’s instructions on cleaning.
Getting your money’s worth from your sex toy goes beyond the pleasure and the longevity or life span of these toys. Sex toys made from Ultraskyn are durable, provided instructions on cleaning and storage are strictly followed. How you store your sex toys determines how long they will last you.
Keep toys away from direct sunlight. Store in a cool, dry area.
Do not use Vaseline or baby oil on the toys. Only use water or Silicone-based lubricants.
Do not warm up in a microwave or oven. Some of these toys are expandable in contact with any form of heat. Sex toys made from stainless steel should always be kept dry, while PVC and TPE toys should be kept away from heat. (heat could cause an expansion of the material).
All Vac-U-Lock Dildos are excellent in their way; however, our list includes the ten Vac-U-Lock dildos we believe to be the best in this order. The Perfect Cock by KINK tops the list of the best Vac-U-Lock dildos. No doubt, The Perfect Cock by KINK checks all the boxes of a perfect cock like the name implies, and that is why we chose it as the best on our list.
Our premium pick is the Vac-U-Lock™ Dual Density Starter Set because of the multiple attachments and accessories. We believe the Vac-U-Lock smooth silicone black is the best you can get in terms of value from pleasurability to price to comfort. When discretion is of utmost importance, we are glad this was considered when Brysen ULTRASKYN™ Cock was designed, thanks to the discreet travel and storage bag that came with the package. This thoughtfulness is why it is the best dildo for travel. Finally, we believe the Vac-U-Lock dildos are a genius contribution to the world of sex toys.
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