At least 20 percent of the male population masturbates four times a week. While enjoyable, that’s a lot of work the wrist has to do. Anyone who wants a more hands-free experience will appreciate the simplicity and efficacy of a penis milker.
We’ve reviewed 27 products to select 10 best penis milking machines. Lovebotz The Milker is our Editor’s Choice. We looked at the noise level of each male masturbator so you don’t have to be embarrassed by your activity. Then, we looked at how easy they are to use. While many penis milkers can seem intimidating, the ones on our list are uncomplicated and many allow you to adjust the movements and sensations while in use.
More features: 16 lbs weight, 2 cylinder sizes, 3 hose plugs and 2 hoses,
Lovebotz The Milker is our Editor’s Choice. This fully automated milking machine will have you climaxing in record time, although if you want more of an experience, there is also an option for that. To work this machine, first plug it into the wall. The cord measures about 6 feet in length so, while you have some room to work with, you still want to set it up near an electric outlet. There is an included dial that is very easy to use. Simply move it one way or the other to change the pumping intensity. Having a simple control means you can focus on the task.
What makes the Lovebotz The Milker different is that it works really well. Some penis milkers are finicky or need to be used at just the right angle. With this device, however, you can choose from the two cylinders provided and get right into the action. And, because it has a 9-inch length, almost every person can use it comfortably and get the results they want. You can even choose the smaller cylinder for more focused areas on your body, which makes the Lovebotz The Milker incredibly versatile.
What stands out?
What cons did we manage to find?
More features: weighs 24.58 lbs, 40 dB noise level, 1.2-6 in telescopic distance, app compatible, 2 sleeves in dildo included, remote control
Nobody wants to worry about others hearing you at your most intimate moment. So, when we found the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine and realized it was whisper-quiet, we knew it deserved a top spot on our list. With a maximum noise output of 40 dB, even at the top speed, this machine won’t give away your activities. In addition to its quiet motor, you can have hours of fun. Included with your purchase are three attachments, including a dildo and two cups to insert your penis. All these choices means you will never get bored.
The Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine looks a little more intimidating than other penis milkers on our list but don’t let that stop you from considering it. The machine has incredible thrusting power so you can sit back and let it do all the work. The inclusion of the dildo is a nice touch as most other machines focus on masturbation. Another feature that makes the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine stand out is that you can control it through an app. The Bluetooth function means your partner can control the milker from anywhere in the world. Long-distance relationships just got a whole lot more fun.
Why is it special?
What are the flaws?
More features: 3 sleeves sizes, weighs 6 lbs, auto switching power adapter, 1-year limited warranty
No matter what size penis you have, the Tremblr Milking Machine will accommodate you. There’s no need to worry about measuring or being disappointed after you purchase it. This is because you actually get three sleeves with your purchase. You can play around with them and try each out, which is fun all on its own. Once you have the ideal sleeve, turn this bad boy on and experience up to 180 strokes per minute. If this is too fast for you, simply slow it down with the wireless remote.
The Tremblr Milking Machine is a nice option on our list because you can use it in almost any position. Unlike larger penis milkers on our list, where you need to prop them up on a stand, you can sit or lie down comfortably and bring the milker to you. The power is housed inside the storage case, so as long as it is fully charged, you don’t need to worry about extension cords. And, even though the motor is powerful, it isn’t too loud. It’s comparable with the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine, which is the quietest penis milker on our list.
What makes it stand out?
Which disadvantages must you keep in mind?
More features: remote control, 1-year limited warranty
One of the major barriers to owning a penis milking machine is the price. That’s why we included this more affordable option on our list, the Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator. Despite its affordability, you can still expect plenty of action and incredible results. There are six speeds and eight patterns to choose from, all of which can be selected from the wireless remote. This motor is attached to the masturbator vis a cord but it is still very portable.
The small-scale design of the Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator is quite noticeable when compared to other penis milkers on our list. The motor is small enough to sit on a table or bed, so you can use the device in almost any position. This is in contrast to our Editor’s Choice, which has a larger motor and storage case. You can also use the fully-charged penis milker on its own, making it even more portable. There is only one penis sleeve, but it forms around your member for a tight but comfortable fit. The remote is also easy to use, with a power button and two controls to cycle through your vibration options.
Why is it special?
What are the flaws?
More features: VR-compatible, 2.4 lbs weight, 2 hours use time, 4 hours charging time, app-compatible
After a while, you may need more intensity with your penis milker. The Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker will meet all your needs, thanks to its ability to provide 230 strokes per minute. This is incredible but don’t feel like you need to always experience the feel of a jackhammer as you can also adjust the settings. The Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker has a rechargeable battery to power its motor and fully charged it can last for up to two hours, so you can get right to business over and over again.
Using the rechargeable battery of the Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker is quite simple. Just plug the masturbator into a USB port and after four hours, it is ready to go. It has a similar design to the Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator, in that you can use it without any cords or attached motors. The opening is fairly life-like, so you feel less like you are using a machine and more like a woman’s opening. Similar to the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine, this device can also be controlled via an app, which makes it perfect for partner play.
Why is it special?
What are the flaws?
More features: 2-in diameter, 3.3 lbs weight, LED indicators, uses 110V-240V outlets
Love getting a blowjob but don’t have anyone who will service you? The Most Realistic Blowjob Imitation gets its name because of the intense feeling it can create. You have access to 10 speeds and 10 patterns, so you will never get bored with it. The insertable length is 7.8 inches, which isn’t as long as other options but should still service most men. The motor of this milking device is incredibly strong, so you can have long-lasting fun and not have to worry about it giving out.
One aspect of the Most Realistic Blowjob Imitation can be seen as either a positive or a negative. It uses an electric cord to power it. This means that, unlike other options, such as the Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker, you will need to be near a power outlet while using it. However, you also don’t have to worry about the battery suddenly losing life while in the middle of using it. You can control the machine by the buttons along the side or connect it to an app. The versatility makes it more cutting-edge and is much less bulky than traditional penis milkers, such as the Tremblr Milking Machine.
Why are we impressed?
What negatives must you be aware of?
More features: 60 min working time, 1.5 hours charging time, 3.7 lbs weight
Fleshlight is a trusted brand when it comes to male masturbators so it makes sense that we wanted to include the Fleshlight Universal Launch on our list. At first glance, there is a lot going on with this device. The gold fleshlight is where you will insert yourself, and the black handles on the side allow for an optional place to hold on. Finally, the top of the device is a place for you to attach your phone. Here you can turn on your favorite videos for a more interactive experience.
Unlike other fleshlights, the Fleshlight Universal Launch has a hands-free ability. You can select various speeds, up to 250 strokes, for the perfect tempo. The speeds puts this device in the same league as the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine and the Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker. The inside of the milker has a beaded texture and a similar vaginal opening to the Autoblow A.I. It’s also budget-friendly and a good comparison to the equally affordable Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator.
What are our favorite features?
What could be better?
More features: firmware update capacity, brushless motor, Wi-fi and Bluetooth connection
With a name like The Handy, you get exactly what you would expect. This no-nonsense penis milker is perfect for beginners. Simply place it over yourself, decide on the settings, and have fun. If you want to add more options later, you can also use the Bluetooth connection to control the device by your phone. Add in the Wi-Fi option, and you can have fun with a partner, no matter where in the world they are.
The Handy does not use a battery, much like the Autoblow A.I. Instead, it needs to be plugged into the wall. This means you need to set up near an electrical unit but you also don’t have to worry if you forget to charge it. The use of Wi-Fi is becoming the norm with penis milkers, as we’ve seen with other devices such as the Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker. As more and more people are in long-distance relationships, or have busy lives, having a way to keep the spice alive is key. One drawback about this penis milker, however, is that it only has an insertable length of 4.3 inches. We’ve seen products like the Lovebotz The Milker with a 9-inch length, so it is a bit disappointing.
What do we love it for?
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More features: rotating, USB type-C charger, voice sound, 70 min working time, LED indicators
Even if a penis milker says it feels like the real thing, you are always separating in some capacity from the real deal. The Tracy’s Dog Terminator is the most realistic on our list so it shouldn’t disappoint. With seven patterns and seven speeds, you can have fun finding exactly what turns you on. And, if you are ready to be done, simply hit the climax button for an explosive finish.
We’ve seen a few other penis milkers on our list with an impressive stroke-per-minute count, such as the Fleshlight Universal Launch. The Tracy’s Dog Terminator boasts 240 strokes, so you know you are in good hands. A unique feature of this device, however, is the ability to have a rotating experience. This is what makes the process so realistic. It’s comparable to the Autoblow A.I., which also has rave reviews. Unfortunately, like The Handy, the insertable length is only 4.3 inches long. While this will still accommodate most men, if you have a longer member, you may want to look elsewhere, such as our Editor’s Choice, the Lovebotz The Milker. Still, its price makes it one of the more affordable options on our list.
Why is it special?
What are the flaws?
More features: 1.6 lbs weight, 210 min use time, 100 min charging time, 120 hours standby mode
Being away from home shouldn’t stop you from enjoying your favorite toy. The compact nature of the Lovense Max 2 means you can take it anywhere and never need to not be satisfied. This penis milker is only 9.5 inches long, with a decent insertable length of 6.25 inches. It has a rechargeable battery so you only need a USB cord, which is included, to get it up and running. After 100 minutes of charging time, it will work for up to 210 minutes, although this diminishes when used at higher speeds.
The Lovense Max 2 has a similar design to Tracy’s Dog Terminator and the Kiiroo Keon & Feel Stroker. Plug it in and then enjoy a hands-free and cordless experience. you can choose from seven patterns and three speeds. While this should be enough choice, it is a lot less than other options, including the Autoblow A.I., which has 20 settings to choose from. Still, for such a compact option, you can discreetly put it in any suitcase and never be bored again.
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Penis milkers can also be known as male masturbators. They work to automatically pump a penis with the eventual ending of an orgasm.
While the ultimate goal of a milking device might be ejaculation, hence the name, you can adjust the settings to experience and enjoy the sensation. You can decide whether you want a tantalizing sensation or if you just want it to be fast and thorough.
There are two main categories for use of a penis milking machine. The most common category is for solo use but thanks to ever-increasing technology, you can now use some of these devices with your partner.
Men who don’t have a partner but want to experience the thrill of simulated intercourse will particularly enjoy using a penis milking device. Instead of other masturbation devices, a penis milker can be used without the use of your hand. You still need to be able to adjust the controls but the experience itself is done through a motorized machine.
Another reason you might want to use a milking device on your own is to train yourself to last long when you are with another person. These machines can have different settings, you get better used to the sensation of constant stimulation. You opt for a slow burn to allow yourself to become familiar with the feeling or you can keep yourself on edge by turning the controls to full sensation but then dropping them down right before ejaculation. While this can be a bit tormenting, the overall effect will lead to you last longer, so your partner can enjoy you more.
As long as your partner also downloads the app, and you then give them permission to take control, you can have the best long-distance sex you’ve ever dreamed of. Anyone who is in a relationship long-distance, has met someone online, or who just has a partner that travels a lot will appreciate the ability to keep their bedroom life alive and exciting.
There are some penis milking machines that are simple to use and others that can look a bit scary. Traditional devices, such as Lovebotz The Milker and the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine aren’t actually very hard to use but at first glance can seem overwhelming.
The first step is to identify all the working parts of your new device. Some need to be constantly plugged into a power source while others have rechargeable batteries. You will then need to look at how it can be used as, while most can be held in your hand so you can sit or lie down, others need to be kept on a table or flat surface. You don’t want to make yourself comfortable only to find out you’re not in a compatible position or that you aren’t close enough to an electrical outlet.
Another factor when using your penis milking machine is to be aware of the insertable length. Most are accommodating of all sizes but if you are particularly well-endowed, then this might limit your usage and enjoyment. Ranging from 4.3 inches with The Handy to 9 inches with the Lovebotz The Milker, the size range can really vary.
Finally, once you have everything set up, it’s time to insert your penis. This should be an easy process although we do highly recommend lube in this step. Once you are comfortable, you can then turn the machine on.
It’s best to try out the different settings at this stage. Some penis milking machines focus on speed while others will give you vibrations and patterns to choose from. Try them all to see how your body reacts. The first experience should be about discovery rather than release.
After you’ve fully experienced your new machine, give it a good wipe down and put it away for later use. This might be a week, or if you’re really excited, just a few hours.
While penis milking machines are made to the highest standards, there are a few safety tips you can follow. First, start by using lube. Some machines, such as the Fleshlight Universal Launch, are capable of 250 strokes per minute. On dry skin, this can lead to a lot of chafing. Lube will provide a barrier against all that friction and will also make the experience much more enjoyable.
Another safety tip is to start out slow. Start at the slower end of the speeds and vibrations to see how it feels. You may be tempted to skip right to the grand finale on your first try but this can be more than you expected. For example, Tracy’s Dog Terminator features a climax button. Pressing this will rapidly increase the speed but if you aren’t ready for it, it can prove to be too much.
Finally, always know where the off button is. Again, these machines have all gone through rigorous testing but everyone is different. You may feel like the sensations are too overwhelming or you may just want to stop. Remember that everyone is built differently so have a way of stopping your machine as soon as you want the ride to be over.
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As far as types of penis milking machines, there are plenty to choose from. You can start with a traditional style, such as the Tremblr Milking Machine. These are bulkier and need to be hooked up to a power outlet, although some will hold a charge for a cordless option. Their focus is more on speed so you might not have as many extra options.
Traditional styles are similar to this list of the best penis pumps but are often more powerful. They often come with storage cases which keep all the cords and the actual device in one organized place.
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Another factor to consider is size, and this often comes down to lifestyle. If you are a bachelor, with extra storage space in your closet, then you can look at larger options, such as the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine.
However, if you are short on space or are worried about prying eyes figuring out what toys you have hidden, you can go for more compact toys such as the Lovense Max 2.
The size of the machine will be much larger than the internal dimensions. The outer case needs to be made from a durable material and there will be some sort of insulation or padding to make the experience more comfortable.
Traditional penis milkers will be bulkier because they need a power source for all their capabilities. The motor is housed in a separate compartment, so this adds to the overall bulk of the setup.
If you want a compact option, look for handheld devices with smaller motors. They will either have rechargeable batteries or have an easier option to plug the cord into a wall outlet.
A penis milker is meant to be a cross between a handjob and a blowjob. It works to pump your member up and down, and you can control the speed and vibrations.
The more suction, the more intense the feeling. However, you want to have the ability to slow down that power through the use of a control. Just as in real life, you wouldn’t want to go all in. Instead, start with a lower suction power and leave the intensity to the end.
The inner part of a penis milker is called a sleeve. This is a textured, tight area that is meant to simulate the feeling of a woman. The sleeve will compress and expand while the motor pumps it up and down.
Sleeves come in a variety of styles. Tracy’s Dog Terminator has a rotating ability to it, so it feels like a hand wringing your penis, albeit in a gentle manner. The Fleshlight Universal Launch has a ribbed texture inside the sleeve that really elevates the experience.
While it’s nice to have these options, sometimes simple is best. If you’ve had experiences before of being overstimulated, or are more sensitive than others, then go for an all-purpose sleeve that focuses more on suction and speed than texture.
How important the reality of your penis milker is entirely up to personal preference. If you just want to get down to business, you won’t worry about its look. However, if you want the full experience, then you should look for options where the entrance of the cylinder looks like a woman’s vulva.
Even those that try to be anatomically correct aren’t too lifelike, so you aren’t really missing out if you don’t choose one of these products.
One immersive option is the Fleshlight Universal Launch. It has a holder at the top to place your cell phone. Then, you can watch your favorite video to make the whole experience come to life.
While most penis milkers are made from most men, there are always exceptions. The overall size of the device is one thing, but the important numbers are about the insertable area. This is where you will place your penis so you want a snug fit but not something that is too tight.
The insertable length can really vary. On the shorter end of the spectrum, you have Tracy’s Dog Terminator which measures just 4.3 inches in length. Some men do end up exaggerating their length, and this should still fit most men, but if you are particularly well-endowed, it probably won’t be very comfortable.
On the longer end of the spectrum, you have the Lovebotz The Milker. It is an incredible 9 inches long and even if you are smaller, you will still have a snug fit.
If you aren’t sure how long your member is or are worried about over or underestimating your size, the Tremblr Milking Machine is a great option. Your purchase comes with three cylinders in different lengths, so you can try them out in the comfort of your own home.
In addition to length, you should also be aware of width. Again, the construction of penis milkers allows for an expandable inner cylinder that will create a snug fit, no matter your girth.
Having easy access to the controls on your penis milker is essential. You don’t want to have to fumble to turn the intensity up or down; instead, you want to get lost in the moment.
There are many different types of controls. Some are wireless, so you can keep them in your hand and adjust them as necessary. Just don’t lose them or let the battery run out. Even if a device has a handheld control, there will also be buttons on the penis milker itself.
You may also come across penis milkers that can be controlled by an app. The app should always be free to download and then simple to sync up. Again, there should also be controls on the device to make things easier.
It’s always nice when your purchase comes with extras. It makes it seem like you’re getting an even better deal. A lot of the penis milkers on our list only come with the device and the charging attachments. Still, there are a few options if you love the thrill of accessories.
The Tremblr Milking Machine is one of the top options as it comes with three cylinder sizes. This allows you to buy the device and not worry about cumbersome measurements. The Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine is also nice as it comes with a full-size penis sleeve and a smaller cap for other body parts.
The Lovebotz The Milker is one of the few products that come with a carrying case, complete with a nice handle. You can easily pack up the whole device and store it away for your next use.
One exciting option is the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine. This is one of the few devices that allows you to attach a dildo to the end. Instead of screwing on the masturbator, you can instead attach the dildo. The machine is made to sit on a flat surface and is sturdy enough to give you that dildo sensation without it toppling over. You can also purchase extra attachments if you want even more variety.
When looking at your next penis milker, you want to look at the number of speeds available and the number of patterns. While more is usually better, you may also just want something simple.
Speed is often measured in strokes per minute, with a higher number translating to a faster speed. The Fleshlight Universal Launch, Tracy’s Dog Terminator, and the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine all hit around 240 or 250 strokes per minute. This is a very fast number, so you shouldn’t immediately adjust the dial, but it does give you more variations.
As for patterns, this is not possible in all machines. Traditional penis milkers don’t often offer vibration patterns but many smaller masturbators will allow for this. The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator offers eight patterns to choose from and The Handy gives you 10 patterns.
Devices that connect to an app will give you even more options. For example, the Autoblow A.I. allows you to download custom blowjobs from its online library.
If you aren’t satisfied with the patterns and speeds of the devices that we’ve discovered, you can also check out this list of the best automatic masturbators for more ideas.
The outside of a penis milker needs to be made from a strong material, such as ABS. this way it will be durable and won’t chip or crack.
As for the inside, this should be a flexible material such as silicone. For the best fit, a penis milker will form right to your unique measurements. Then, you will have a snug but comfortable experience.
Silicone is also a warm material so you won’t have that shocking experience of inserting yourself into a cold environment.
Penis milkers are not cheap. They range greatly in price, from $200 to $1000 but even the cheapest option is still a bit of an investment.
You will want to pay attention to any warranties offered, as well as the name of the manufacturer. Most options come with a one-year warranty, which allows you to really try the device out and see if there are any defects. Be sure to contact the manufacturer within this time frame for any extra parts or replacements.
Beyond that, you should try to go with a reputable company. Fleshlight is a popular brand and is known for its durability and reliability.
You can also look for endorsements. The Autoblow A.I. has been talked about by notable celebrities such as Howard Stern and Joe Rogan, so you know that it should live up to its hype.
Anyone who wants to get right to the party will appreciate a penis milker that is easy to use. While the act itself is usually the same across all products, it’s the setup that can cause a bit of frustration.
For example, the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine necessitates you setting it up on a level surface. In contrast, The Handy is perfect for beginners. Just stick your member in and get going.
While the first time can take a bit of getting used to, no matter the product, after a few times it will become easy. The trick is to experiment with the different settings and have some fun. Don’t be afraid to take your time and play around with your new toy.
Of course, if even the simplest penis milker still seems intimidating, there are other options. This list of the best cock rings is a good place to start, and there are even some vibrating options to enhance the experience.
More power often means more noise. This is an unfortunate side effect of any masturbation device. Thankfully, improved technology has allowed for efficient but quiet motors, so you don’t have to worry about the embarrassment factor of a large buzzing sound coming from your room.
The Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine is the quietest option on our list as it measures just 40 dB in noise.
The key takeaway with noise is to realize that the higher the speed setting, the louder the machine will be. This is unavoidable as it means the motor has to work harder.
Like any sexual device, you will want to clean your male milking machine after each use. It’s best to use a soft cloth to clean the surface, rather than running it under water. Many penis milking machines will have seams in them, so it’s best not to submerge them in water. You can either use a mild soap to clean your machine or purchase a special cleaner for sex toys. Then, leave your device to air dry before storing it away. If your milking machine doesn’t come with a container or bag, you can find an inexpensive storage bag instead. This way your new device will keep clean and be ready whenever you next are.
There are some milking machines that can be powered by Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, so you can control them via an app on your phone. Your partner will also need to download the app and you then need to sync the phones. Then, as long as there is a Wi-Fi signal, your penis milker can be controlled by someone else.
There are many terms to describe masturbatory devices. Technically, a penis milker has a strong motor that works with just one setting, although you can change the speed. An automatic masturbator will have more options, and many have rechargeable batteries included in them, for a more compact device. However, if you use the terms interchangeably, most people will understand what you are talking about.
Anytime you use a masturbatory device, you should use lube. Water-based lube is often the best as it is easy to clean up. It is also thin and easy to apply, so you will get the best sensation possible.
Some cock stroking machines come with storage cases, so you can place them inside when not in use. If your device does not come with one, you can use a bag or a box. It is always a good idea to get in the habit of properly storing your penis milker. This way it will stay clean so when you next want to use it, you don’t have to worry about wiping any dirt or dust off it.
There are a lot of options when it comes to penis milking machines, so we hope you have a better idea of what will work for you. Our Editor’s Choice is the Lovebotz The Milker. Despite its utilitarian appearance, it can accommodate up to 9 inches in length, so almost everyone can use it. If you’re worried about the noise level of these devices, you will appreciate the Hismith Men’s Stroker Masturbation Machine as its motor only reaches a level of 40 dB. Don’t worry, however, as it can still produce 240 strokes per minute. Finally, our pick for Best Value is the Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator. Its compact size means you can take it with you on your travels but it still gets the job done in a fantastic manner. Please enjoy these or any other of our picks for the best penis milking machine.